How I would narrate the Olympics

  • me: he's doing some athletic shit
  • me: and omg look at that butt

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Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie: Must have been about 8 and ill from school around christmas time (The Great Escape’s always on around christmas) and my dad told me to get it watched so I spent the day cuddled up in a sleeping bag in the living room falling in love with the Tunnel Kings. Still watch it whenever I’m feeling sorry for myself and need a pick me up.
Talk about your first kiss: Oh god my memory is not very good with stuff like this think it was in a park ages ago when it was snowing loads and I don’t really like the guy anymore so I try to forget about it.. that seems to be the case with most of the past guys.
Talk about the person you’ve had the most intense romantic feelings for: Bar Sean Bean got to say my current RAF man friend he’s the best and all stubbly handsome and I enjoy his company very much which I can’t say for a lot of people.
Talk about the thing you regret most so far: Probably the fact I give up too easily and quit things a lot and I say it’s because I’m lazy but it’s also because I don’t enjoy not being the best at everything so probably doing things like quitting running and football and karate…
Talk about the best birthday you’ve had: Would it be bad to say my most current one because I got my car and the one ring? If yes then maybe also my 8th because I got a scooby doo cake. Idk not good at remembering specifics.
Talk about the worst birthday you’ve had: No significant one seems to come to mind so maybe they’ve all been pretty stellar.
Talk about your biggest insecurity: I am quite insecure about most things. Don’t think I’m good enough ever. Dislike my face a lot. I always worry about bugging people, think I worry too much about what people think.
Talk about the thing you are most proud of: Can’t really think of anything significant again, if I can take it in a different direction I’m well proud of my origins and the football team I support and my town and just things like that.
Talk about little things on your body that you like the most: I like my eye colour and my man hands because I can carry lots of things in them. That’s about it [my butt aint bad]
Talk about the biggest fight you’ve ever had: Again must have had no significant;y big ones because none spring to mind, tend to just get very angry and stew and mull over things and hold grudges and hate everything instead.

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"talk about"is a lot cuter than ask me

  • 1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
  • 2: Talk about your first kiss.
  • 3: Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.
  • 4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.
  • 5: Talk about the best birthday you've had.
  • 6: Talk about the worst birthday you've had.
  • 7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.
  • 8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
  • 9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
  • 10: Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.
  • 11: Talk about the best dream you've ever had.
  • 12: Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.
  • 13: Talk about the first time you had sex.
  • 14: Talk about a vacation.
  • 15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.
  • 16: Talk about the best party you've ever been to.
  • 17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.
  • 18: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
  • 19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.
  • 20: Talk about something that happened in high school.
  • 21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.
  • 22: Talk about your worst fear.
  • 23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.
  • 24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.
  • 25: Talk about an ex-best friend.
  • 26: Talk about things you do when you're sick.
  • 27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.
  • 28: Talk about your fetishes.
  • 29: Talk about what turns you on.
  • 30: Talk about what turns you off.
  • 31: Talk about what you think death is like.
  • 32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.
  • 33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.
  • 34: Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.
  • 35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.
  • 36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.
  • 37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.
  • 38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.
  • 39: Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.
  • 40: Talk about the end of something in your life.
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LOTR Alphabet - J.R.R Tolkien

If you really want to know what Middle-earth is based on, it’s my wonder and delight in the earth as it is, particularly the natural earth.

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This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

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